| The Date(mare) |
I was tricked into going on a date and it was awful. |
| Maria’s Midnight Arrest |
Maria, my grandmother, left my cousin and I locked inside the house while she went to a party that resulted in her arrest. |
| My Brother’s Umbilical Cord Keeper |
This is the awkward and cringe-infested tale of the events that led to my brother's birth and the development of my Tokophobia. |
| English: A Story of a Month |
I got bullied and as a result learned English in a month. |
| La “Jitarra” (The Guitar) |
When I was four I did something to my poor great-grandmother that will definitely ensure my one-way ticket to hell. |
| The Library |
My first time inside a library! |
| The Pink Dress and Why I Hate Clowns |
I wore a pink dress to a birthday party and saw a clown try to do weird stuff to some children. #NSFW |
| School Bus Girl |
Proof angels are real. |
| The Button |
I did something childish (and stupid) and ended up at the Red Cross as a result. |
| July 5th |
The day my boy arrived. |
| The Werewolf of Casasano |
I was out and about literally MINUTES before the Werewolf of Casasano was scheduled to “come out.” – Halloween special, maybe? |
| Ronald’s Bench |
When I went on vacation I sat on a bench with a Ronald McDonald statue that supposedly moved and walked and talked at night. |
| El Alacran |
I was bit by a scorpion as a child and almost died. This story encompasses the better part of 10-12 hours. |
| Acne – A Story in Five Parts |
This is what acne does to you. |
| El Caldo |
A pot of BOILING HOT SOUP fell on top of me due to careless negligence. I don't know how else to frame this....sorry. |
| August Suicide |
More proof angels are real. |